Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*
The Collector
I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet
she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable
now THIS is how you photograph a mirror. unapologetically.
mr incredible the american bastard
This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup
is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested
Ditty is a masterpiece
She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…
damn
